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Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard, are sweeter

Robert Brault (via stay-ocean-minded)

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Life becomes easier when you learn to accept an apology you never got.

supnikita:

when you see a hot boy

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'god bless'

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When someone in your section finally gets the passage right

twobassoonists:

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thecutestofthecute:

animalsdancing:

Tiny legs

I didn’t know marshmallows had legs. 

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weedjoke420:

what am i gonna be for halloween???? an emotional wreck probably

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justmyflawedlogic:

oliviastarshippp:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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FUCK WHAT KIND OF POST IS THIS

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james-catsby:

boyfriend: babe come over my parents aren’t home

me: i can’t i have band

boyfriend: wait shit we had band

metrobussy:

when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are

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The best times to kiss a girl

abraesive:

When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved. 

if you kiss me when we’re arguing i will punch you straight in the fucking jaw

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boypillow:

annoyingbloqqer:

life hack: kill everyone except ur crush so they’re forced to date u

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